J.F. "Cheaters never win."
B.B. "I keep winning."
J.F.---
J.F. "I got a new calculator...I named her Matilda after that smart chick from the book."
A.J. "That is nice. I am so happy for you J.F. Do I need to send Matilda an invite for the end of semester party?"
J.F. "Only if I pass kinetics...otherwise Matilda and I are going to the batting cages...and only one of us is coming back."
A.J. "Well, seeing as Matilda is only responsible for one test and old calculator is responsible for two, I have to question Matilda taking all the blame."
J.F. "Old Calculator has all ready been dealt with....speaking of which...How do you fix a garbage disposal?"
A.J. "Ha Ha. Call the guy; grind longer; throw in a computer to eat the calculator, I don't know why it ate the calculator, perhaps it will die."
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Funny - that reminds me that just the other day I got chastised for slamming my smart phone on the kitchen table when it wouldn't do what I wanted it to. Sort of reminds me of that camera I once had.
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