5/14/2011--The end of Finals week

The End of Finals week, posts will be far and few between until school starts again in August.

J.F.---

T.B. "When do you take motion sickness meds?

J.F. "An hour before you get on your motion sickening device."

A.V.,J.F.---

A.V. "I started out studying so gun ho and then lost steam, really feeling the effects of the past 4 exams! P.S. where does the saying gun ho come from?"

J.F. " Ha ha, it's not gun ho, it's gung ho.

A.V. "Wow, thanks. That's like when I discovered it was a headACHE not headick.

J.F. "Yeah, and it's recitation, not ressertation."

J.F.---

J.F. "female discharge decision tree......Gross dude!"

K.B.---

K.B. "We are half-way done with Pharm School. If you add the four of us together we make two pharmacists."

5/11/2011

K.B.---

"Suppositories....they melt in your bum, not in your hand."

J.F.---

K.B. "Bring your hard drive on Friday."

J.F. "Isn't it all ready in my computer?"

J.F.---

"My alarm clock has become self-aware and it has intentionally thwarted my efforts to get to class on time. It's now sitting in the corner in timeout."

J.F.---

A.V. "Go big or go home."

J.F. "Well, I am afraid to go big, but tired of staying home. Do, I'll go medium."

5/10/2011

E.G.---

"Listen to what is in my brain, not what I say."

A.V.,E.G.---

A.V. "Maybe I should stop studying with you, you are not good for me...you make me sick."

E.G. "I am bad for your health?!?"

A.V. "Well."

5/9/2011

K.B.---

A.J. "What's that?" (An earphone jack on a backpack shoulder strap.)

A.V. "It's a laser, peww, peww." While dodging imaginary laser beams.

K.B. "I don't want a laser that goes peww, peww."

5/6/2011

B.B.---

J.F. "Cheaters never win."

B.B. "I keep winning."

J.F.---

J.F. "I got a new calculator...I named her Matilda after that smart chick from the book."

A.J. "That is nice. I am so happy for you J.F. Do I need to send Matilda an invite for the end of semester party?"

J.F. "Only if I pass kinetics...otherwise Matilda and I are going to the batting cages...and only one of us is coming back."

A.J. "Well, seeing as Matilda is only responsible for one test and old calculator is responsible for two, I have to question Matilda taking all the blame."

J.F. "Old Calculator has all ready been dealt with....speaking of which...How do you fix a garbage disposal?"

A.J. "Ha Ha. Call the guy; grind longer; throw in a computer to eat the calculator, I don't know why it ate the calculator, perhaps it will die."

5/5/2011

K.B.---

K.B."I have a lot of candy today."

B.B. "As opposed to...?"

Because K.B. has candy on an IV drip.

5/4/2011

B.B.---

"I can't wait for menopause! I'll get elf powers, like a heightened sense of smell and sight!"

A.J.---

"Have you seen the undergrad encampment in the business lounge? I got there this morning and there was nowhere to sit, no one was there, just piles of books, blankets and garbage.....disgusting, smelly undergrads."

J.F.---

After finding out one of our professors went to Antarctica. "Were you there on purpose?"

5/3/2011

J.F---

"Happy Friday woman time!"

5/2/2011

E.G.---

J.F. "I will give you half my sandwich if you walk to my car with me."

E.G. "Can I bring my juice?"

After returning.

E.G. "Can I have 1/8th of your sandwich."

While eating the sandwich.

J.F. "This bread is really dry. Sorry."

E.G. "It's ok. Hunger is the best sauce."

E.G.---

"I'm into mutagens."

K.B.---

E.G. "D,C,B,A,C,D,B. Have you ever seen a sentence made of letters."

K.B. "All sentences are made of letters."