4/29/2011

K.B.---

A.J. "You look nice today."

J.F. "Thank You."

K.B. "You can't wear that when you go to prison."

J.F.---

K.B. "I dare you to raise your hand and ask if we are going to diagnose the difference between wet and dry degeneration."

J.F. "naw... I feel bad for her.. she probably weighs as much as my left thigh! My sarcasm might knock her over."

4/28/2011

B.B.---

Turning in a service learning assignment titled:

"Human Society Kongs" <---Should read Humane Society Kongs.

A.J.---

A.J. "Oo! That was a reverse burp."

B.B. "Those are called farts."

B.B.---

After pulling her headphones in and out of her ears repeatedly, "Oh my Gosh, I thought my left ear was so deaf, but, then I got these new ear phones."

B.B.---

"I tried to make them giggle. They didn't giggle."

K.B.---

K.B. "First years, so close to undergrad."

B.B. "With their lingering smell."

B.B.---

"Rollie Pollie action activate!"

4/27/2011

A.J.---

A.J. "I had to counsel our cop about eye drops at work last night."

J.F. "Was he cute?"

A.J. "Umm... I don't know."

J.F. "Guys know whether another man is good looking or not."

A.J. "Well, he is a little old for me."

E.G.---

After making multiple messes of food that day. "I wish I could be a responsible eater."

J.F.---

"See, mine's not sticky, it's smooth and beautiful."

J.F.---

J.F. "I just emailed myself!"

E.G."Is that where all my emails go?"

J.F.---

"I just want to hit that spot in your knee that makes your leg jiggle."

J.F.---

"I don't know what I did before G.L. (her boyfriend). I moved through life in a chemotactic way...run and tumble, run and tumble."

4/21/2011

A long, long time ago (2 months), while sitting in the Business School Study Lounge.

A.J.---

To K.B. "I am surprised they are still letting us study in here."

---Yesterday

The Lounge is a space between the back of an old, unused auditorium and a two story wall of windows, it also comes with a television, complete with cable access (now you know why we study there). The University has been doing construction on the roof for quite some time. This construction involved a chute through which the manworkers could throw the garbage into a waiting truck., A.J. was sitting in the lounge before class studying (no really! the TV was turned off). Another regular patron of the lounge was napping (by napping, we mean snoring loudly) (which A.J. finds rather annoying) on the couch about 25 feet from A.J. when a metal pole fell through the glass above the snoring undergrad. Luckily, the Lounge has solid roll up blinds which protected said undergrad from the falling debris. As you can imagine, he sat up with a startled look and exclaimed, "Wow! that was close!" Then he packed up and left, presumably to conquer some, "Really hard class" (probably underwater basket weaving, give me a break!). A.J. then got to enjoy an entire morning of university bosses yelling at manworkers, then subcontractor bosses; then subcontractor bosses yelling at manworkers, manworkers arguing back and so on and so forth, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. But hey! At least no one was snoring.

4/20/2011

E.G.---

When offered cookies, "Are those good enough to be worth brushing my teeth again?"

4/19/2011

While walking between classes.

A.V.---

"It smells like cadaver lab!"

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K.B. "Marmot"

A.V. "Marmot"

E.G. "Marmot"

A.J. "Marmot"

4/18/2011

E.G.---

E.G. "I am yawning so much because I need more oxygen."

B.B. "I am sucking up all your oxygen."

E.G. "I need you to be a tree instead."

B.B. "I am the anti-tree."

A.J.---

To J.F. after she stole his gouda. "You should never touch a man's cheese."

J.F. "That is what my mom told me."

J.F---

"Don't read my love letter to Dr. B. (one of our professors) " <--A.J. Trying to read her email (she is trying to get a student research grant)

A.J. "Are you going to carbon copy G.L.?" <--Her BF

A.J.---

"Ok. I can post this now, J.F. Is gone, so nothing funny will happen."

K.B.---

A recurring theme:

We take lunch in the basement of one of our class buildings. The story above us has a hallway that is open to where we eat. *see picture* (A long explanation I know.) On the upper floor there is an office we affectionately call "The Candy Office" People when walking by occasionally throw candy down to us, now K.B. begs in a booming voice.

"SKY CANDY!!!!"

Long Time Ago and 4/14/2011

B.B.---

In the quiet moment before a test began. "FOR NARNIA!"

K.B.---

Walking in a predominately undergraduate area of school. *sniff* *sniff* "I smell Undergrads."

A.J.---

After almost getting bumped into by an undergrad. "How did he not see me, I am not exactly hard to miss, I am not E.G. who has to jump around in the shower to get wet."

4/13/2011

K.B.--

To all: "So, some of these topics are more familiar to some of our group."

Categories: Hair Loss, Diaper, Insect, Poison

Responses:

A.V. "I don't know.....Poison really hits home to me." <----Assigned Poison

J.F. "Lol, did someone have a bad experience."

A.V. "Mr. Yuck stickers EVERYWHERE!!!"

E.G. "I average 2 ladybugs a day in my room in the summer, I'm set." <--Assigned Insect

A.J. "What are you trying to say about my hairline?" <--not assigned Hair Loss, just sensitive about his receding hairline.

4/11/2011

J.F.---

To A.V. upon returning from the restroom. "Why are you smiling? What did you do in the bathroom?"

E.G.---

After looking at pictures of A.J.'s son's new haircut. "That bowl cut makes your son look like a german."

E.G.---

While rubbing her eyebrows.

"I am massaging my eyeballs."

A.J. "Those aren't your eyeballs."

"I thought they felt funny"