A.J. "I had to counsel our cop about eye drops at work last night."
J.F. "Was he cute?"
A.J. "Umm... I don't know."
J.F. "Guys know whether another man is good looking or not."
A.J. "Well, he is a little old for me."
E.G.---
After making multiple messes of food that day. "I wish I could be a responsible eater."
J.F.---
"See, mine's not sticky, it's smooth and beautiful."
J.F.---
J.F. "I just emailed myself!"
E.G."Is that where all my emails go?"
J.F.---
"I just want to hit that spot in your knee that makes your leg jiggle."
J.F.---
"I don't know what I did before G.L. (her boyfriend). I moved through life in a chemotactic way...run and tumble, run and tumble."
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