9/29/11

E.G.---

"I have to brush my teeth, oooohhh!, but i have a York Peppermint Patty, I'll wait"

E.G.---

While having trouble with Facebook.
"I'm going to call up Mark Zwitterion."

D.V.F.A.*---

"That's right always marry up, that's what my wife did.

*Disembodied Voice From Above

9/26/2011

R.B.---

"O is a big vowel, it just kind of sits there saying: pronounce me!"

E.G.---

"My ears feel naked."

K.B.---

"Stockings are individual and pantyhose are one big unit."

E.G.---

"T.B. you excel at Excel."

E.G. & J.F.---

E.G. "Do you think people on warfarin can't run fast?"

J.F. "I think that wearing the warfarin bracelet would make you prone to attackers because it means you can't run fast."
E.G. "They should make warfarin earrings."

R.B.---

K.B. "I should take GL shooting."

J.F. "You should take GL shaving?"

-------Everybody laughs--------

R.B. "I didn’t know you were that kinky."

9/19/2011

We didn't have any funny quotes today, so, instead we are going to play a game. Leave a comment to complete random passing nursing student's sentence:

N.S. "Yeah, it's so natural to compare..."

N.S.=Nursing Student

9/15/2011---And catch-up

Sorry, I just haven't had time to get these on here yet.


9/12/2011

J.F.---

T.B. "I can’t have lunch with you today, R.B. and I have to go to a Kappa Psi meeting."

J.F. "Followed by an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting…"

J.F.---

R.B. "It’s OK to drug your kids with Benadryl."

J.F. "Yeah, my parents did it all time and I turned out fine!"

T.B. "That’s debatable."

J.F. "Yeah, I don’t remember a family car trip until I was about seven years old."

J.F.---

T.B."Aren't you cold?"

J.F. "No I’ve got body fat to keep my warm, like a polar bear."

T.B. "Well if you have extra fat you are hiding it well."

J.F. "Ppffft, not in this dress."

E.G.---

E.G. "Guess who squirted my ketchup for me today?"

--it was Dr. B

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E.G. "Why are all my quotes about things squirting?"

9/13/2011

K.B.---

Professor "If you are really committed to Walgreen's, and want to do another rotation there, you can."

K.B. "If you are really committed to Walgreen's then you are the devil........or one of his minions."

9/15/2011

J.F.---One-liners

J.F. "I am taking this quiz so bad."

J.F. "I haven’t made the guacamole yesterday yet."

E.G.---

E.G. "So, what ethnicity are you?"

A.J. "Um…Caucasian?"

E.G. "You’re not Irish?"

A.J. "No, welsh/Norwegian."

E.G. "You look very un-American today."

09/14/2011

T.B.---

J.F. "I am a more of a positive reinforcement learner."
T.B. "Yeah, give me treats and I will follow you around the corner."

9/6/2011

R.B.---

While discussing the copious amounts of water R.B. drinks.

E.G: "So, you’re really good at drinking water."

After a swig.

R.B. "You know, I bet you, too, could be good at drinking water if you tried."

E.G. & T.B.---

Referencing a Tech Teacher

K.B. "I think something got short-circuited somewhere."

R.B. " Does he seem high all the time?"

E.G. & T.B.  "Dr. B.?"

R.B.---

K.B. "Do you see this improper use of a colon?"

After reading the sentence.

R.B. "Yes, that needs a colonoscopy."

E.G.----

"Have you guys ever tried to say the alphabet phonetically?  Ah, Be, Ss, Du, Eh, Fu, Gu…Zz.  You guys should try it.  My friend taught it to me."

9/1/2011

K.B.---

"The internet is broken today, so, I have to think for myself."

J.F.---

KB: "Happy September first everybody!"

JF:" Oh!  We should see what dances we can do!"

S.S.---

Speaking about an acronym T.B. made up about the live immunizations.

 "Well it’s more fun now because it’s about intoxication AND taking pills."

J.F.---

Referencing a granola bar.

JF: "I don’t want to eat this, but I know that if I don’t I’ll be hungry in 20 minutes."

TB: "Then why don’t you wait and eat it in 20 minutes?"

JF: "This is why I have friends."