"Suppositories....they melt in your bum, not in your hand."
J.F.---
K.B. "Bring your hard drive on Friday."
J.F. "Isn't it all ready in my computer?"
J.F.---
"My alarm clock has become self-aware and it has intentionally thwarted my efforts to get to class on time. It's now sitting in the corner in timeout."
J.F.---
A.V. "Go big or go home."
J.F. "Well, I am afraid to go big, but tired of staying home. Do, I'll go medium."
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