E.G.---
A.J. "Ahhhh....E.G. squeaking in right as class starts; all is right in the world; I was confused on Monday when you were early."
E.G. "You know who I saw as I was walking to class?"
A.J. "No"
E.G. "I saw the early bird with the worm. At least I thought it was the early bird, I was going to determine if it was actually the early bird or just a generic robin holding an earthworm, based on whether I made it in here before the lecture started. Which I am not sure if I made it or not, so, I am still confused as to the identity of the bird, but that's OK because I like a mystery."
A.V.---
After the professor's microphone dies.
K.B. "YOUR MICROPHONE DIED."
A.V. "and K.B. takes out his man voice."
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