3/19/2012

J.F.---
After J.F. sneezed in her hand

K.B. "I am never shaking you hand again."

J.F. "My elbow was too far away."



K.B.---


"It made me laugh in my mouth."

3/14/2012

E.G.---

A.J. "Ahhhh....E.G. squeaking in right as class starts; all is right in the world; I was confused on Monday when you were early."
E.G. "You know who I saw as I was walking to class?"
A.J. "No"
E.G. "I saw the early bird with the worm. At least I thought it was the early bird, I was going to determine if it was actually the early bird or just a generic robin holding an earthworm, based on whether I made it in here before the lecture started. Which I am not sure if I made it or not, so, I am still confused as to the identity of the bird, but that's OK because I like a mystery."

A.V.---

After the professor's microphone dies.
K.B. "YOUR MICROPHONE DIED."
A.V. "and K.B. takes out his man voice."

2/17/12--to the present

A.V.---
"Risperdal-It can also in rare cases cause priapism. Had to google it.  Priapism, or Harding's hardness.  Sure do feel bad for Mr. Harding....and his hardness."

E.G.---
"So, I literally, accidentally came to class today."

K.B.---
While discussing estrogens effects on bone density:
A.J. "That's right, after menopause you are at a greater risk for fractures."
K.B. "Becuase your estrogen factories shrivel up and fall out of your uterus."

J.F.---
J.F. "I saw you’re cheese stick, and now I can taste it."

K.B. "Is it possible that you smell it on my breath?"
J.F. "Oh yeah. That’s possible. I get those two sensations confused sometimes."

J.F.---
When discussing problems at one of her 4 jobs.

J.F. "There’s distension among the ranks, and I’m right in the middle of it."

K.B. "Remove the T and try that phrase again."

J.F. "There’s a lot of distension….oh, dissension."

Professors---

Funny how not one part of this slide really makes sense:

Vismodegib

Brand: Erivedge

MOA: Hedgehog Pathway

J.F.---

J.F. "My favorite number is 6"

E.G. "My favorite number is 23"

J.F. "2 +3=6"

E.G. "uh…"

A.J.---

K.B. "4 cases due next week....they love us soooo much."
A.V. "I feel like we can't catch a break."
A.J. "Could be 5. <---Hey Oh! Silver Lining."
K.B. "Spring Breakin 1.5 weeks...golden lining?"
A.V. "Just keep swimming."

A.J.---
A.J. "You know those meet people ads that are on the side of the browser on some pages. Seems like, in the last year they have gone from 20 something college students to 30 something mom types….apparently the internet I turn 30 this year."
J.F. "Internet is stalking you...better watch your back."
A.V. "old man."

The remaining quotes come from emails sent during an all night study session before a big test.

9:54PM

A.V. "What I have learned in the past 20 minutes: Not a whole lot, I can only do 5 good push ups in a row. Weak."

A.J. "Me=1....ish"

A.V. "Did you just try? I really hope you two are in the student lounge doing push ups."

A.J. "No! You want me to touch the floor....with my hands....who are you? The idea of it should be making you gag."

A.V. "When I was in elementary school, I rode the short bus home and Andrew used to lick the black runway floor between the seats."

A.J. "Andrew? I hope you didn't kiss him later in life, I would look at you in a completely different light. "She is the girl who kissed the bus licker.""

A.V. "You should make a song out of that last line."

10:10PM

K.B. "So, I just told A.J. that if we get a question that asks, "What would you give this person?" in the free response, I am just going to answer, "Drugs." I don't think they could argue with it."

A.V. "I am going to draw pictures, she seems to like those."

10:15PM

E.G. "Do we need to keep all the side effects straight with the Nib/Nabs? Because...That's not going to happen."

K.B. "That's funny. The Nibs we are eating cause Side Effects of Hyperactivity and silly jokes."

A.J. "What are the side effects? Death, lots and lots of death.<--Worth 0.5 out of 1 point on the psych exam."

A.V.

10:20PM

E.G."In other news, I've been trying to re-light the incense that I have going here, and I kept getting duds when I was striking the match, so, I gave this last one a fervent strike, ended up dropping a lit match onto the rug and blowing it out while picking it up, then I accidentally lit a napkin on fire.....the fires are out now, and I am very awake."

A.V. "Add that to our list of stimulants."

K.B. "Fire. Check."

K.B. "Imagine the frantic movements and small screams that went with this story."

A.J. "Who let you have fire?"

E.G. "Yeah, I don't know, but its not a good situation because I don't have anyone here to supervise me--my roommates are at work and at the bar."

10:38PM

K.B. "They obviously don't have a test in the morning. I am pretty sure a fire in the pharmacy lounge would end up waking up more than just A.J. and myself."

E.G. "Are you guys seriously in the pharmacy lounge? I hate being at the school that late, it feels gross."

10:47PM

A.V. "Fact. 20% of colon cancer patients have relatives."

K.B. "If you make me laugh cry again I will hunt you down."

11:05PM

A.J. "Apparently, 11:00PM is when I move from the "nice" study music to Red Hot Chili Peppers and Yellowcard. Who Knew?"

K.B. "And when he starts singing. Air drumming starts at 10."

E.G. "He's reached his 5 half lives of caffeine, going steady now."

11:38PM

A.V. "Meh, I think I am going to call it a night."

K.B. "All this Braggadocio about staying up until two...I don't know how you'll look us in the eyes tomorrow."

4:17AM

K.B. "Ooops dosed off there. I sat back to think about life, drugs, etc...and napped for 20min."

E.G. "That's weird that you were asleep....I'm going to nap from 445-645."

K.B. "Is that a phone number?"

E.G. "Yeah, for the sleep deprived hotline."

4:36AM

E.G. "Good Night! I'm setting 3 alarms, but that has failed me before, if I am not in the class room by 5 til, give me a call."

K.B. "How is she going to get into the classroom by 5? Oh, til 5. makes a lot more sense now."

A.V. "I just read that and thought.. poor K.B."

5:51AM

K.B. "I feel like I am going to vomit out a lot of chemo information....and then I might just vomit. Not a fun sensation."

J.F. "Yep, pretty much. This is how I see K.B. right now:

Test at 8AM