2/16/12---and a recap

E.G.---

When presented with delicious cake truffles at lunch.
"Oh, I wish I had brought my toothbrush."

K.B.---

Only pharmacy students will find this funny.
"Remember first year, Septra was on the test and I guessed 'Birth Control'."
The entire group is still laughing about this.

J.F.---

A.J. "Have you noticed the professor has tiny hands?"
J.F. "Yeah, it makes me not trust him."

J.F.---

"I love being the reason people fail at things...it makes me feel important."

Dr.A.P.---

"Bevacizumab is the sexiest drug!"

A.J.---

Dr.A.P. "When it came out on the marke,t we were super excited because it extended life in pancreatic cancer by 12 days, which shows you how bad pancreatic cancer is."
A.J. "And that is why I take time each day to send good thoughts to my pancreas."

T.B.---

"This hot chocolate smells like Walmart."

J.F.---

"You give them Octreonide to stop them from diarrhea...ing."

T.B.---

"Don't underestimate the importance of the pinky toe!"

K.B.---

K.B. "You were late."
J.F. "I kept collecting lost students."
K.B. "Did they smell like undergrads?"

2/9/12--and before

G.L.---

J.F. "G.L., I was on my feet all day, can you rub them?"

G.L. "According to that logic, I was sitting on my butt all day....will you rub it?"

Dr.S.A.---

After hearing a giggle from the crowd during his lecture.

"You four can leave........I am not saying another word until you are gone."

*Editor's note: It is about time a professor demanded respect during class.*