10/10/2011

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B.B.---

B.B. "If I had rodent teeth, I would be able to eat my carrot and have my teeth meet right in the middle."

---After trying for a couple minutes.

B.B. "Oh well, that dream is crushed."

---Today---

J.F.---

J.F. "G.L. bruises like a tomato, I bruise like a watermelon."

10/5/11

D.V.F.A.---

"Yeah, I am going to bake a lot on Tuesday, and go home on Wednesday."

B.B.---

B.B. “Shiver me timbers.”

E.G. “No, mine!”

B.B. “Shiver your timbers.”

10/4/2011

J.F.---

After K.B. pops his shoulder/collar bone.

J.F. "You didn't warn me you were going to do that!"

K.B. "I popped my chest, not my back."

J.F. "You don’t have any bones in your chest.  Oh…wait."

E.G.---

While munching on E.G.’s Doritos.

J.F. "It would be funny if every Dorito you ate shortened your life by .7 seconds.

E.G. (with a very serious look) "I would still eat them." *crunch*

10/3/2011

E.G.---

E.G. "I don't know why it tickled me."
J.F. "Ha ha, I like tickling you in a metaphorical sense."
E.G. "Yeah, I'm pretty ticklish when it comes to your verbal fingers."

J.F.---

"I have enough anxiety to power a small city."

J.F.---

While looking at the services a hospital offers.
"Look at all the cool things they do: ambulatory, optometry, pediatrics, cardiac, telepathy..."

E.G.---

"I can't wait for Christmas."

E.G.---

E.G. "What's that a lollipop?"
K.B. "Dum-Dum"
E.G. "Typical"

E.G.---

E.G. "I'm probably going to have nightmares after the ballet."
J.F. "Why?"
E.G. "Because it is about vampires.......it's going to make me think about the whole neck thing."

T.B.---

When talking about moving to a different place and dealing with all of her stuff

“I don’t think you understand the vastness of my crap.”