8/29/2011

K.B.---

Disembodied Voice from above: "I am so lost, I need to be in the *Budge Building*. Haha, I'm in the Budge building."
K.B. "That must be a nursing student."
A.J. "It could have been a freshman."
K.B. "No, this is a professional building, it is full of professional students. hehe"
A.J. "Theoretically."

K.B.---

In regards to the general ditziness of the nursing students. While a nursing professor is yelling down into the basement.

K.B. "Apparently, it's from the top down."


**Name has been changed to protect the innocence of the building.**

8/25/2011

E.G.---

"OMG! I just squirted yogurt on my crotch."

T.B.,J.F.---

When describing a kuerig coffee machine.
"It's a single-unit dose dispenser for coffee."

8/24/2011

KB.---

When faced with a large number of women in front of him in the hall.
 K. B. "There is a mass of estrogen in front of me.''

8/22/2011

E.G.---

J.F. "You look very serious about your case."
E.G. "I've got my case face on."

A.V.---

E.G. "I love John Mayer, he is so smooth."
Simultaneously:
A.V. "Isn't he kind of a jerk?"
K.B. "Isn't he a man whore?"

E.G. "Ryan Adams is."

08/18/2011

B.B.---

Referencing fellow classmates behaving in an unprofessional manner.
"They are like the moldy blueberry in my box of blueberries. They make me suspicious of all the other berries."

08/17/2011

E.G.---

"I have my sweet tooth, my salt tooth and my thirsty mouth."

08/16/2011----We're Ba-ack!

After the long summer, school starts again.

E.G.---

Upon the arrival of chips with lunch.
E.G. "Perfect, i need some crunch in my sandwich."

J.F.---

While exploring our school issued iPod.
J.F. "Now I can iPod Face you."