K.B.---
"If you ask me to be an editor, I will do so with all of my editorial might."
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
6/4/2012
Well, that was quick! First day of rotations.
G.B.*---
"Never trust a Jef with one F."
*Guest Brunette*
G.B.*---
"Never trust a Jef with one F."
*Guest Brunette*
Thursday, May 24, 2012
The Rest of Our Final Semester.
Our didactic pharmacy work has come to an end, so, there will no longer be lunch together. However, there may be additional posts as the lunchmates are encouraged to submit things they say while on rotations.
A.J. and J.F.---
A.J. "Are you passing hand written notes in class? You know you have an email machine right in front of you."
J.F. "LOL, it's retro! Email is too main stream."
E.G.---
E.G. From notes "FE effects cyclones, quinolones, and levodopa."
T.B. "Does that mean iron causes tornadoes?"
During a late night study session---
K.B. "And A.J. just succeeded in long jumping as far as my 4 year old."
J.F. "Why is there jumping?"
A.V. "Why wouldn't there be jumping?"
J.F. "Valid Point...Did you guys hear what happened to E.G.'s computer? Water spilled in her backpack and it died? She had to run to IT and get a loaner, but all her notes are on the waterlogged one."
K.B. "I bet she's freaking out a little bit. Using a loaner computer to study for a test...that's like using a Pinto in the Grand Prix."
J.F. "It's like using a calculator with no e^x button on the kinetics test (J.F.). Or deleting your monograph 12 hours before it is due (A.J.)."
K.B. "Watch out A.V. looks like we are next."
A.V. "Take...It....Back."
E.G. "Yeah.. I'm totes awake... do you know what happened to me? Around 6, my computer freaked out and turned off and on, off and on, off and on, now its laying decrepit on my sofa. Luckily the IT lady stayed 10 minutes late so i could run to school for a loaner.."
K.B. "J.F. told us, then A.J., A.V. and myself all backed up our hard drives and started praying that the pharmacy gods don't strike us down for our last-minute studying efforts."
E.G. "Yeah, crammers live on the edge."
---
K.B.---
" :) Removing body parts is the easy way to get rid of pain."
T.B.--
"Stand back! my earwax is about to be ejected."
J.F.---
J.F. "Why can't you give children aspirin?"
T.B. "It causes Reye's Syndrome"
J.F. "It cause racism?"
E.G.---
E.G. "Don't know if you guys noticed but there isn't another dispensing quiz for 2 weeks. Sweet!"
K.B. "Yeah, but from what I saw, I think it is over multiple weeks of material."
E.G.
J.F.---
Randomly:
"Are you going to have a 21 gun salute at your funeral? Because if you don't I would like to have it. I want people to have guns at my funeral."
K.B.---
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody: "Diarrhea! Figaro! Magnifico!"
J.F.---
T.B. "This type of bleeding is intentional."
J.F. "Stabbing People?"
T.B. "In a controlled environment."
J.F. "Surgery!"
Another late night study session---
A.V. "I’m here, slowly pluggin away"
K.B. "Very slowly, judging by how quickly you responded to that email."
E.G. "Kinda like sulfasalazine.. I mean.. that takes like 2 months to respond."
A.V. "I wanna be more like methotrexate."
E.G. "You want to make people bald, give them GI problems, hematological problems, liver problems?? Heck I don’t even wanna talk to you because my CrCl is less than 40. Not to mention im keeping my baby clear away from you."
K.B. "See A.J. I told you A.V. doesn't like our kids."
A.V. "Poison them all."
E.G. "This conversation is turning almost as dark as the lupus rash that I could get with infliximab."
A.V. "I can't decide when we got so geeky."
K.B. "Geeky out of necessity is a survival skill, and thus, cool."
K.B. "Things that are backwards – I get to talk to A.J. during study time. However, now that it’s breaktime – “All right K.B., don’t bother me during my break.”"
J.F.---
"flippers are sad."
J.F.---
Email sent to A.J., K.B, E.G, S.S., and accidentally to Professor J.T.
"Does anyone have an extra 6 fx calculator? I only have a regular fx one and I don’t want to put on pants to go to Walmart."
Professor J.T. "Got you covered. The one on the test should work. I will have one as back up. I hope you are relaxing tonight."
E.G.---
Newly without braces and with a cookie.
"Guess who is not brushing their teeth after eating this."
J.F.---
about her morning coffee:
J.F. "It’s not about physically being awake, its about your brain working better…and sometimes it’s just more comforting than stimulating, as in “ I may not accomplish my dreams, but at least coffee will never abandon me.”"
K.B. "So…there’s this thing called “psychological dependence.” But since it has the term “psych” in it, I don’t put too much weight behind it."
J.F. "Bwahahhaha. I am the poster child of psychological dependence."
A.J. and J.F.---
A.J. "Are you passing hand written notes in class? You know you have an email machine right in front of you."
J.F. "LOL, it's retro! Email is too main stream."
E.G.---
E.G. From notes "FE effects cyclones, quinolones, and levodopa."
T.B. "Does that mean iron causes tornadoes?"
During a late night study session---
K.B. "And A.J. just succeeded in long jumping as far as my 4 year old."
J.F. "Why is there jumping?"
A.V. "Why wouldn't there be jumping?"
J.F. "Valid Point...Did you guys hear what happened to E.G.'s computer? Water spilled in her backpack and it died? She had to run to IT and get a loaner, but all her notes are on the waterlogged one."
K.B. "I bet she's freaking out a little bit. Using a loaner computer to study for a test...that's like using a Pinto in the Grand Prix."
J.F. "It's like using a calculator with no e^x button on the kinetics test (J.F.). Or deleting your monograph 12 hours before it is due (A.J.)."
K.B. "Watch out A.V. looks like we are next."
A.V. "Take...It....Back."
E.G. "Yeah.. I'm totes awake... do you know what happened to me? Around 6, my computer freaked out and turned off and on, off and on, off and on, now its laying decrepit on my sofa. Luckily the IT lady stayed 10 minutes late so i could run to school for a loaner.."
K.B. "J.F. told us, then A.J., A.V. and myself all backed up our hard drives and started praying that the pharmacy gods don't strike us down for our last-minute studying efforts."
E.G. "Yeah, crammers live on the edge."
---
K.B.---
" :) Removing body parts is the easy way to get rid of pain."
T.B.--
"Stand back! my earwax is about to be ejected."
J.F.---
J.F. "Why can't you give children aspirin?"
T.B. "It causes Reye's Syndrome"
J.F. "It cause racism?"
E.G.---
E.G. "Don't know if you guys noticed but there isn't another dispensing quiz for 2 weeks. Sweet!"
K.B. "Yeah, but from what I saw, I think it is over multiple weeks of material."
E.G.
Randomly:
"Are you going to have a 21 gun salute at your funeral? Because if you don't I would like to have it. I want people to have guns at my funeral."
K.B.---
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody: "Diarrhea! Figaro! Magnifico!"
J.F.---
T.B. "This type of bleeding is intentional."
J.F. "Stabbing People?"
T.B. "In a controlled environment."
J.F. "Surgery!"
Another late night study session---
A.V. "I’m here, slowly pluggin away"
K.B. "Very slowly, judging by how quickly you responded to that email."
E.G. "Kinda like sulfasalazine.. I mean.. that takes like 2 months to respond."
A.V. "I wanna be more like methotrexate."
E.G. "You want to make people bald, give them GI problems, hematological problems, liver problems?? Heck I don’t even wanna talk to you because my CrCl is less than 40. Not to mention im keeping my baby clear away from you."
K.B. "See A.J. I told you A.V. doesn't like our kids."
A.V. "Poison them all."
E.G. "This conversation is turning almost as dark as the lupus rash that I could get with infliximab."
A.V. "I can't decide when we got so geeky."
K.B. "Geeky out of necessity is a survival skill, and thus, cool."
K.B. "Things that are backwards – I get to talk to A.J. during study time. However, now that it’s breaktime – “All right K.B., don’t bother me during my break.”"
J.F.---
"flippers are sad."
J.F.---
Email sent to A.J., K.B, E.G, S.S., and accidentally to Professor J.T.
"Does anyone have an extra 6 fx calculator? I only have a regular fx one and I don’t want to put on pants to go to Walmart."
Professor J.T. "Got you covered. The one on the test should work. I will have one as back up. I hope you are relaxing tonight."
E.G.---
Newly without braces and with a cookie.
"Guess who is not brushing their teeth after eating this."
J.F.---
about her morning coffee:
J.F. "It’s not about physically being awake, its about your brain working better…and sometimes it’s just more comforting than stimulating, as in “ I may not accomplish my dreams, but at least coffee will never abandon me.”"
K.B. "So…there’s this thing called “psychological dependence.” But since it has the term “psych” in it, I don’t put too much weight behind it."
J.F. "Bwahahhaha. I am the poster child of psychological dependence."
Monday, March 19, 2012
3/19/2012
J.F.---
After J.F. sneezed in her hand
K.B.---
"It made me laugh in my mouth."
After J.F. sneezed in her hand
K.B. "I am never shaking you hand again."
J.F. "My elbow was too far away."K.B.---
"It made me laugh in my mouth."
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